Lyrics

Suddenly turned and I realized
My office was spinning upside down and ‘round
Unlimited stimulants and overtime
Workers’ comp thinks I’m a clown
Can’t focus on my screen
Mark Zuckerburg watch over me
Manicure my world-view
Friendships flatter me
Will you come and join me on an electronic bender
Install a virus killer to my mind pretend
Please will you be my token right-wing facebook friend
No more cat photos
No more Hitler memes
Please will you invite me to what I haven’t seen
No more cat videos
No face palm Star Trek memes
Please will you bring dubious gestalt to my screen
Can’t have you on my team
Bernie Sanders watches over me
Emails on your server spark curiosity
Will you come and join me on an electronic bender
Install a virus killer to my mind pretend
Please will you be my token right-wing facebook friend